1) What?
2) What`s art?
3) Where?
4) Cricket`s a ponce`s game
(lights blue touch paper and retires to a safe distance!)5) Fair enough.
I`ll go a couple better than 5: Chester:
1) One of, if not THE most beautiful and historic cities in Britain (not a common or garden town you`ll note

).
2) Chester Zoo.
3) The city walls.
4) The rows (a two tier shopping centre dating back hundreds of years)
5) The amphi theatre.
6) The river Dee.
7) Women love the place.

I love women (

)
9) Chester City F.C.
10) Loads and loads of boozers (some of which apparantly no longer require my custom!).
11) Grosvenor Park.
12) The Greyhound retail park where the rates are (or were) the highest in the entire UK including London.
13) It`s crammed with northeners.
14) Gorgeous birds wherever you look (not that I do, see above!).
15) Outstanding example of architecture everywhere.
Maybe we should do a cultural exchange one year? On a serious note if you`ve not been before you don`t know what you`re missing
Vauxhall apologist.