It'll not be the remotes causing this Spud.
There are a few possibilities. I have similar issues on the 2.1TD I'm soon to get so in a week or so I may be able to offer some better advice
I'd check the following:
The ultrasonic sensors on the doors for spiders webs and other debris.
The door courtesy light switches, especially the tailgate one (I belive it's a tilt switch on the estate deep in the door). If it is a standard PSA one, these are troublesome and, although I've not located it yet, there is apparantly a switch to detect if the bonnet is opened. Wherever it is, that'll be well worth a check as it's in a hostrile environment.
The Alarm ECU is down beside the passenger seat attached to the inner sill. The passengers footwell generally is a favourite place for a Xantia to be damp, usually because of a failed windscreen scuttle-piece seal. A leak here allows rainwater to run down the heater intake and straight under the carpet where the foam absorbs gallons and gallons of it before you are aware. This can make the Alarm ECU and its associated wiring damp and corroded and lead to spurious alarms.
Fixing the leak is easy, a bead of automotive quality RTV silicone between the bottom of the windscreen and the scuttle-piece cures it. Often they leak here after a screen is replaced and the fitter not being aware of the importance of sealing the scuttle-piece to the new windscreen.
If this is the problem, the carpets will have to come out to dry them. Not difficult, just awkward. I've done two now so I can advise exactly.
As I say Spud, give me a little time on this problem and I'll report what I find on my new 2.1TD
